Wash Your Tentacles | Vintage Sarcastic Saucer | Dark Humour Decor | 13cm
A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into a small but pointed public service announcement. Featuring the phrase “Wash your tentacles”, delivered politely on bone china and aimed squarely at anyone with questionable hygiene and zero self awareness.
Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, studios, tattoo shops, offices, and shared spaces where standards have clearly slipped. Subtle enough to pass as décor. Clear enough to feel personal.
This saucer does not explain itself.
It assumes you know what you’ve done.
The boring but important bits:
Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed
Saucer measures approx. 13cm
Plate stand included for display
Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm
Decorative use only. Not food safe
Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves
Ideal for shelves, sinks, desks, studios, bathrooms, or silently repositioned closer to the offender.
A gentle reminder that civilisation is a group project.
Do your part. 🐙