Darling Fetch Me My Bathing Toaster | Vintage Dark Humour Saucer | Sarcastic Decor | 13cm

A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into a very small object carrying an extremely bleak sentence, delivered politely on bone china like it’s a perfectly reasonable household request.

Featuring “Darling fetch me my bathing toaster”, this piece sits somewhere between gallows humour, Victorian melodrama, and saying the quiet part in a very nice font.

Perfect for people who cope with humour, irony, and a complete refusal to be earnest about anything. Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, bathrooms, tattoo shops, or anywhere that appreciates jokes that land with a thud and then linger.

This saucer is decorative.
The humour is dark.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Saucer measures approx. 13cm

Plate stand included for display

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves

Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, or quietly alarming guests with a very straight face.