Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom | Vintage Dark Humour Saucer | Sarcastic Decor | 13cm

A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into a very specific and deeply necessary house rule. Featuring the phrase “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom”, delivered politely on bone china like this has come up before and nobody enjoyed the conversation.

Courteous. Firm. Tired.

Perfect for bathrooms, studios, bars, kitchens, house shares, tattoo shops, party hosts, or anywhere the vibes are good but the plumbing is fragile.

This saucer is not a suggestion.
It is damage control.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Saucer measures approx. 13cm

Plate stand included for display

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves

Ideal for shelves, sinks, studio counters, or placed exactly where it will be read by the person who needs it most.

A gentle reminder that some boundaries exist for a reason.
Use the kitchen like an adult.