A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into a greeting that sets expectations immediately. Featuring the phrase “Welcome fuckers”, delivered politely on bone china with absolutely no intention of softening the landing.
Friendly. Inclusive. Mildly threatening.
Perfect for hallways, studios, tattoo shops, kitchens, offices, house shares, or anywhere guests should understand the tone before they sit down.
This saucer does not say hello.
It establishes dominance.
The boring but important bits:
Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed
Saucer measures approx. 13cm
Plate stand included for display
Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm
Decorative use only. Not food safe
Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves
Ideal for shelves, entryways, desks, studios, or positioned so it’s the first thing people read and the last thing they question.
A gentle reminder that politeness is optional.
Vibes are not.