Your Anxiety Is a Lying Hoe | Vintage Dark Humour Saucer | Sarcastic Decor | 13cm

A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into deeply unlicensed mental health advice. Featuring the phrase “Your anxiety is a lying hoe”, delivered politely on bone china and said with the confidence of someone who has absolutely had enough.

Supportive. Rude. Weirdly reassuring.

Perfect for desks, studios, bedrooms, tattoo shops, therapy adjacent spaces, or anywhere your brain is being dramatic and needs to be told to sit down.

This saucer does not validate your feelings.
It calls them out.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Saucer measures approx. 13cm

Plate stand included for display

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves

Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, or positioned where you can glare at it mid spiral.

A gentle reminder that not every thought deserves airtime.
Some are just loud and wrong.