Cocaine | Vintage Dark Humour Saucer | Sarcastic Decor | 13cm

$16.85

A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into a very small object with an extremely loaded word on it. Featuring “Cocaine”, delivered politely on bone china like it’s just another household item and not the opening chapter of a bad decision anthology.

Minimal. Blunt. Doing absolutely nothing to soften the message.

Perfect for shelves, desks, studios, bathrooms, tattoo shops, bars, or anywhere irony thrives. Small enough to be subtle. Loud enough to be noticed by the right people and deeply misunderstood by the wrong ones.

This saucer does not glamorise.
It simply exists.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Saucer measures approx. 13cm

Plate stand included for display

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves

Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, or quietly placed somewhere it will cause mild discomfort.

A gentle reminder that some words carry baggage.
This one brought a suitcase.

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