If At First You Don’t Succeed It’s Only Attempted Murder | Vintage Dark Humour Saucer | Sarcastic Decor | 13cm

A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into an extremely bad motivational quote. Featuring the phrase “If at first you don’t succeed it’s only attempted murder”, delivered politely on bone china like this was meant to be inspiring and absolutely isn’t.

Bleak. Matter of fact. Deeply unsuitable for positive thinking.

Perfect for desks, studios, offices, tattoo shops, kitchens, or anywhere humour skews dark and the bar for encouragement is underground.

This saucer does not inspire growth.
It inspires silence.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Saucer measures approx. 13cm

Plate stand included for display

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves

Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, or placed somewhere it will be read, processed, and then never mentioned again.

A gentle reminder that failure is part of learning.
This is not advice.