A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into a small but firm emotional policy. Featuring the phrase “No crying”, delivered politely on bone china and offering absolutely no follow up support.
Minimal. Authoritative. Deeply unsympathetic.
Perfect for desks, studios, kitchens, tattoo shops, offices, changing rooms, or anywhere feelings are inconvenient and time is limited.
This saucer is not a comfort item.
It is a boundary.
The boring but important bits:
Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed
Saucer measures approx. 13cm
Plate stand included for display
Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm
Decorative use only. Not food safe
Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves
Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, or placed strategically where emotional regulation is expected but not encouraged.
A gentle reminder that composure is free.
Tears are not included.