Numbing Cream Is for Pussies | Vintage Tattoo Humour Saucer | Dark Humour Decor | 13cm

A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into an unsolicited opinion about pain tolerance. Featuring the phrase “Numbing cream is for pussies”, delivered politely on bone china by someone who has absolutely heard this conversation before and is committed to it.

Bold. Unhelpful. Said with a straight face.

Perfect for tattoo studios, flash rooms, reception desks, waiting areas, or anywhere bravado is part of the décor and nobody asked for reassurance.

This saucer does not judge.
It absolutely judges.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Saucer measures approx. 13cm

Plate stand included for display

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves

Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, or positioned so it’s read immediately before someone asks if it’s going to hurt.

A gentle reminder that pain is temporary.
This opinion is permanent.