Free Counselling With Every Sleeve | Vintage Tattoo Humour Saucer | Dark Humour Decor | 13cm
$16.85
A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into an extremely honest business model. Featuring the phrase “Free counselling with every sleeve”, delivered politely on bone china and quietly acknowledging what everyone in the room already knows.
Part joke. Part warning. Part intake form.
Perfect for tattoo studios, flash rooms, reception desks, waiting areas, and anyone who’s ever booked an appointment and immediately started oversharing.
This saucer does not fix you.
It listens while you talk.
The boring but important bits:
Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed
Saucer measures approx. 13cm
Plate stand included for display
Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm
Decorative use only. Not food safe
Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves
Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, or placed somewhere it will be read halfway through a trauma dump.
A gentle reminder that ink is permanent.
The emotional damage varies.