My Tattoos Will Outlive Your Opinions | Vintage Tattoo Humour Saucer | Dark Humour Decor | 13cm

A genuine vintage saucer repurposed into a long term reality check. Featuring the phrase “My tattoos will outlive your opinions”, delivered politely on bone china and absolutely banking on the passage of time.

Confident. Relaxed. Already bored of this conversation.

Perfect for tattoo studios, flash rooms, reception desks, waiting areas, or anywhere someone has just said “but what will it look like when you’re older” and deserves silence in response.

This saucer does not debate.
It ages gracefully.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage saucer, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Saucer measures approx. 13cm

Plate stand included for display

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves

Ideal for shelves, desks, studios, or positioned so it can do the talking while you continue ignoring unsolicited opinions.

A gentle reminder that ink fades slowly.
Judgement ages badly.