Urine Do Not Take Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift

A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, labelled with a public service announcement and a warning.
Urine Do Not Take.

It’s not literal.
It’s British.

Perfect for people who enjoy wordplay, dry humour, and reminding everyone in the room to stop taking the piss immediately.

She stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the audacity of whoever last tested your patience.

Clean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Message received.

Details
• White ceramic jar
• Height approx 10cm
• Width approx 9.9cm
• Lid included

Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

The dishwasher absolutely takes the piss.

Ideal for kitchens, offices, shelves, studios, and anyone who has reached their limit politely.

This jar does not contain urine.
It does contain a warning.