Urine Do Not Take Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift

A solid stoneware jar, clearly labelled as a warning, a boundary, and a polite request all in one.
Urine Do Not Take.

It is not literal.
It is British.
It means stop taking the piss immediately.

Perfect for people with a low tolerance for nonsense, high standards for wordplay, and a deep appreciation for dry humour.

She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the audacity of whoever last pushed their luck.

Neutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Message received.

Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility

Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

The dishwasher absolutely takes the piss.

This jar does not contain urine.
It does contain a warning.