Unrealistic Expecations Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift

A solid stoneware jar, confidently labelled with the standard everyone is apparently supposed to meet without instructions, resources, or adequate rest.
Unrealistic Expecations.

Perfect for people who wake up hopeful, set the bar far too high by 9am, and are disappointed by lunchtime.

She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the wildly optimistic assumptions you made about how today was going to go.

Neutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Absolutely unattainable.

Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility

Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

The dishwasher will not live up to them.

This jar will not manage your expectations.
But it does name the problem accurately.