Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order

A solid stoneware jar, patiently waiting for you to decide what words deserve permanent shelf space.
Custom Text.

This is a made to order item. You choose the wording and I commit it to stoneware with quiet resignation. Whether it’s something petty, passive aggressive, deeply personal, or just funny to you, this jar will carry it without comment.

At checkout, add your chosen text as a message to seller.
Text must be fewer than 20 characters.
Spell it exactly how you want it to appear, including capital letters and punctuation. It will be copied faithfully. No edits. No mercy.

She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for tea, sugar, loose change, petty secrets, or the emotional weight of your decisions.

Neutral stoneware. Black text. No optimism.

Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility

Turnaround time
This item is made to order.
Please allow up to two weeks from ordering to dispatch.

Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

The dishwasher cannot be trusted with custom work or feelings.

Custom items are made especially for you and cannot be returned unless faulty.