Unrealistic Expecations Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift

Dopamine Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift

A solid stoneware jar, bluntly labelled with the thing your brain hands out sparingly and always at the wrong time.
Dopamine.

Perfect for people who feel absolutely unstoppable after sending one email and immediately need a lie down.

She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the tiny rewards you give yourself for doing the bare minimum.

Neutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Briefly satisfying.

Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility

Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

The dishwasher will not give you the hit you’re chasing.

This jar will not fix your brain chemistry.
But it does recognise the effort.