Executive Disfunction Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift

A solid stoneware jar, accurately labelled with the reason nothing happened today despite your best intentions.
Executive Disfunction.

Perfect for people who know exactly what needs doing, have planned it extensively, thought about it all day, and are still somehow doing absolutely nothing.

She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the tasks you meant to start and instead carried around mentally until exhaustion set in.

Neutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Zero momentum.

Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility

Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

The dishwasher requires decisions and therefore cannot help.

This jar will not help you start.
But it does explain why you didn’t.