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Emergency Lube Butter Dish

Because some situations demand lubrication and toast is only the beginning.

This ceramic butter dish is boldly marked “Emergency Lube”, transforming an innocent breakfast essential into something that will make guests choke on their crumpets. It sits there looking perfectly respectable until someone actually reads it, at which point the room usually descends into the sort of laughter normally reserved for people who never emotionally matured past age twelve.

The wording is permanently applied to the dish itself, not a sticker, so it won’t peel, lift, or sulk its way off after a few washes. It’s made to be used like a normal butter dish while quietly ruining the tone of polite breakfast conversations.

Butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high and comfortably fits standard butter blocks.

Perfect for sarcastic kitchens, inappropriate housewarming gifts, alternative home decor, or anyone who believes basic kitchenware should occasionally behave like a bad influence.