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I Can’t Believe I Can Afford Butter Butter Dish

A small monument to modern luxury.

This ceramic butter dish proudly states “I Can’t Believe I Can Afford Butter”, which feels less like a joke these days and more like a financial achievement worth displaying on the kitchen counter.

It looks like a perfectly respectable butter dish until someone reads it and suddenly everyone at breakfast starts discussing the price of Lurpak like it’s the stock market.

Ideal for keeping butter ready for toast while gently acknowledging that dairy products now appear to be part of the luxury goods sector.

The wording is permanently applied to the dish itself, not a sticker, so it won’t peel, fade or wander off after a few washes. It’s made to withstand normal washing and everyday kitchen use.

The butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high and comfortably fits standard butter blocks.

Perfect for sarcastic kitchens, cost-of-living humour, alternative housewarming gifts, or anyone who has recently stood in a supermarket staring at the butter price and whispering “absolutely not”.

Explore the rest of the Crackpottery shop for more chaotic homewares including plates, apothecary jars and other items designed to make your kitchen slightly more unhinged.