$30.60
Spread Me Daddy Butter Dish
A completely innocent butter dish for people who absolutely cannot behave themselves at breakfast.
This ceramic butter dish is boldly labelled “Spread Me Daddy”, ensuring that every time someone reaches for the butter they are forced to say something deeply inappropriate before they’ve even had their tea.
From across the kitchen it looks like a normal, respectable butter dish. Then someone leans in, reads it out loud, and suddenly the entire table is giggling like a pack of feral teenagers who should definitely know better by now.
Perfect for toast, crumpets, bread, or any other carb that deserves a thick, irresponsible layer of butter and a side of poor life choices.
The wording is permanently applied to the dish itself, not a sticker, so it won’t peel, fade or give up halfway through its career of corrupting breakfast conversations. It’s designed to withstand normal washing and everyday kitchen use.
The butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high, comfortably fitting standard butter blocks and an alarming amount of bad behaviour.
Ideal for inappropriate housewarming gifts, sarcastic kitchens, people with the emotional maturity of a twelve year old, or anyone who enjoys the moment a guest reads something out loud and immediately regrets it.