$30.60
Utterly Slutterly Butter Dish
For butter that behaves badly.
This ceramic butter dish is boldly marked “Utterly Slutterly”, because apparently even dairy products have a reputation to maintain. It sits innocently on the kitchen counter until someone actually reads it, at which point breakfast usually collapses into childish giggling and someone inevitably says “that is absolutely disgusting” while still buttering their toast.
Perfect for storing butter, corrupting brunch, and reminding everyone that maturity is largely optional.
From across the room it looks like a normal, respectable butter dish. Up close it reveals itself to be the kind of kitchenware that would absolutely get asked to leave a polite afternoon tea.
The wording is permanently applied to the dish itself, not a sticker, so it won’t peel, fade or disappear after washing. It’s designed to withstand normal washing and everyday kitchen use while continuing to sabotage breakfast conversations for years.
The butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high, comfortably fitting standard butter blocks and a worrying amount of poor life choices.
Perfect for rude kitchens, sarcastic housewarming gifts, inappropriate home decor, or anyone who thinks butter storage should have a bit more personality.