Lube the Loaf Engraved Butter Knife | Brushed Gold Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
$13.94
A perfectly respectable butter knife.
Until you read it.
This brushed gold stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Lube the Loaf”, because breakfast clearly needed a little more chaos.
Perfect for spreading butter, jam, or deeply inappropriate humour across toast, crumpets, and unsuspecting house guests.
Designed for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.
Details
• Phrase engraved: Lube the Loaf
• Brushed gold colour stainless steel
• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)
• Length: 22.5 cm
• Food safe stainless steel
• Sold individually
Care
Dishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the gold finish looking its best for longer.
Important
Unlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces. Each one is engraved in my studio before heading out into the world to cause mild breakfast-related chaos.
The Crackpottery
A shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.
Because polite crockery deserves a little corruption.