Spread Me Daddy Engraved Butter Knife | Brushed Gold Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
$13.94
A perfectly respectable butter knife.
Until you read it.
This brushed gold stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Spread Me Daddy”, which is exactly the kind of sentence that should never appear on kitchen utensils.
Perfect for spreading butter, jam, or mild social discomfort across your breakfast table.
Designed for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.
Details
• Phrase engraved: Spread Me Daddy
• Brushed gold colour stainless steel
• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)
• Length: 22.5 cm
• Food safe stainless steel
• Sold individually
Care
Dishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the gold finish looking its best for longer.
Important
Unlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces like many of my plates. Each one is engraved in my studio before being sent out into the world to cause minor breakfast-related chaos.
The Crackpottery
A shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.
Because polite crockery clearly needed corrupting.