Shit Stirring Spoon Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon Gift, Adult Humour Cutlery, Novelty Teaspoon, Sarcastic Kitchen Gift

For those who don’t just sip tea… they actively escalate it.

“SHIT STIRRING SPOON” engraved on a perfectly respectable brushed gold teaspoon, because sometimes subtlety is overrated and chaos deserves proper equipment.

Looks elegant. Feels refined. Absolutely cannot be trusted.

Ideal for tea, coffee, and inserting yourself into situations that had nothing to do with you five minutes ago.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, ready to be gifted or deployed immediately.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just professionally problematic
• Fully functional teaspoon with deeply questionable morals
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best