You’ve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon

A delicate gold teaspoon with a deeply concerning message.

“YOU’VE BEEN POISONED” engraved in a beautifully understated style, perfect for those who enjoy their tea with a side of quiet menace.

Looks elegant on the surface. Emotionally… less so.

Ideal for stirring tea, coffee, or suspicion.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny cursed heirloom.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just theatrically sinister
• Fully functional teaspoon with unsettling energy
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best