Do Not Stir Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Sarcastic Cutlery, Novelty Teaspoon Gift, Minimalist Dark Humour Spoon

A teaspoon with boundaries.

“DO NOT STIR” engraved onto a perfectly capable brushed gold spoon that could absolutely stir… but chooses not to.

Elegant, minimal, and quietly defiant.
Ideal for tea, coffee, and asserting control in situations where you have none.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, because even passive resistance deserves luxury.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just stubborn
• Fully functional teaspoon that simply won’t cooperate
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best