Emotional Support Poison Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Dark Humour Spoon, Gothic Teaspoon Gift, Rude Cutlery, Novelty Spoon

Because sometimes tea isn’t enough.

“EMOTIONAL SUPPORT POISON” engraved on a beautifully polite brushed gold teaspoon, designed for those moments when you’re holding it together… but only just.

Elegant, reassuring, and deeply concerning all at once.

Perfect for stirring tea, coffee, or whatever is getting you through the day.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny, questionable comfort item.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just coping
• Fully functional teaspoon with alarming emotional undertones
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best