It’s My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon

A teaspoon for when your brain won’t shut up and your tea is doing its best.

“IT’S MY ANXITEA” engraved on a calm, elegant brushed gold spoon that absolutely does not match the internal chaos it represents.

Polite on the outside. Spiralling on the inside.
Just like the rest of us.

Perfect for stirring tea, coffee, and intrusive thoughts.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny emotional support object.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just clinically dramatic
• Fully functional teaspoon with anxious energy
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best