Spread Me Daddy Cutlery Set | Engraved Knife & Fork Me Slowly Fork | Gothic Blackletter | Cheeky Kitchen Gift

Dining etiquette suggests restraint.
This set did not get the memo.

For those who like their tableware a little suggestive and their humour firmly in the gutter, this matching pair delivers exactly the right amount of chaos.

The knife reads Spread me daddy. The fork reads Fork me slowly. Together, they form a beautifully inappropriate duet for toast, crumpets, and any situation that’s already getting out of hand.

The set includes one knife and one fork. Each piece is permanently laser engraved, not printed, so the design won’t fade or peel. The lettering is in a bold gothic Blackletter style, giving it that dramatic, slightly scandalous presence at the table. Made from stainless steel with a polished finish, designed and engraved by The Crackpottery.

Ideal for housewarming gifts that raise eyebrows, kitchen drawer upgrades of questionable taste, or anyone who appreciates a bit of innuendo with their breakfast.

The knife measures approximately 22.5 cm in length and the fork is a standard dinner fork size. As with all real-world objects, slight variations may occur.

These are fully usable cutlery items. They are not sold as anything other than cutlery, despite what they might suggest. Best kept away from more delicate dinner guests.

Hand washing is recommended to keep the engraving crisp. Dishwashers may dull the finish over time.

No receipts are included, so you can send this directly to whoever will either love it or regret knowing you.

Some people set the table. Others set the tone.

Add to basket before this somehow feels like a bad idea.