Engraved “Not as Sharp as My Tongue” Knife – Dark Humour Stainless Steel Knife – Gothic Cutlery Gift – Crackpottery

For those who appreciate cutlery with the same level of passive aggression they bring to everyday conversation.

This engraved stainless steel knife features “Not as Sharp as My Tongue” in Crackpottery’s signature gothic blackletter style, transforming an ordinary piece of cutlery into a gloriously unnecessary personality trait.

Laser engraved for a permanent finish, this isn’t a sticker, a transfer, or some sad temporary nonsense. Just beautifully inappropriate cutlery with a deeply judgemental attitude.

Perfect for goth kitchens, rude dinner party gifts, alternative home décor, sarcastic spouses, emotionally unavailable friends, or anyone whose strongest weapon has always been their mouth.

Crafted from stainless steel with a vintage-inspired aesthetic, this fully functional knife manages to be both useful and faintly threatening.

An ideal gift for lovers of dark humour, gothic décor, inappropriate kitchenware, or people who think polite dining is for the weak.

This knife is made from stainless steel with permanent laser engraving in gothic blackletter typography. Functional as everyday cutlery, decorative as a warning sign. Hand wash recommended to preserve finish.

Please note: Listing is for one knife only. Food, family tension, and devastating comebacks not included.